1. Fine: This is the word women use
to end an argument when they are
right
and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game
before
helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before
the storm. This means something,
and
you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a
word, but is a non-verbal statement
often
misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is
wasting
her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer
back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the
most dangerous statements a woman
can
make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and
when
you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you,
do not question, or Faint. Just
say
you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of
saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This
will
later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?"
